Week #1

Aloha, People of the internet. My name is Melon, and somehow, you have stumbled upon my blog. I’m new at this, so don’t judge!

Now, after my sorry excuse for an intro, embark on the magical world of. . . My Beautimous Life. So this is how it’s going to work: I am going to update you weekly on my life.

Monday: I. Am. Tired. Whoever created Mondays deserves a slap in the face. I literally spent most of Sunday evening on Netflix. Productive, I know. Anyways, I feel like a log.

In geography, we were in the computer lab researching stuff for our projects on different aspects of Russian life. I learned two things from this experience: One, Russians love their vodka, and two, they have a dessert made of marshmallows and chocolate. Its genius, I tell ya, GENIUS!

In PE we were doing a game of tug-of-war, but I was wearing boots. Those floors are slippery! I ended up falling down and sliding across the floor. I must have looked so smooth out there.

Tuesday: We had a grammar test today in English and I think I flunked it. At lunch, my friend Kat decided to bring an avalanche of little children to where I was sitting, and let them bury me. I think I’m scarred for life because of this incident. Note to the world: Children are awesome, but when they come at you in groups of more than five, I suggest you go home curl up in a ball under your bed, and don’t come out until after the zombie apocalypse (so basically never)!

Wednesday: Whoever decided to create the high school application process was seriously messed up! I thank them for making my life miserable. Also, why does a school need to know all of this random stuff about us? I was filling out an application form with a bunch of fill in the blanks. One was ‘My favorite midnight snack is. . .’ I don’t know about everyone else, but I am not staying up until midnight for a snack. I NEED my beauty sleep.

Today at lunch I discovered, once again, that I have the weirdest friends ever. I was eating a yogurt tube, and my friend decides that it’s a good idea to squeeze it and go “Squishy squishy, bum bum” It’s times like these that make me reflect on my life choices.

Later, during physical education, my friends and I were trying to perfect our dance routine (Every year we have to make dance routines to perform). It involved a lot of falling. At this point in the day, I decided to take off my shoes, which resulted in a lot of pain. We tried to create a pyramid. I was at the bottom because I am the tallest child in our group, and most of my friends could not support me to save their lives (no offense, guys)! Of course, since most of us are pretty awkward and clumsy, we all ended up in a big pile. Surprisingly, this happens to be the best routine in our entire class. Sadness!

Thursday: Humph. That’s all I have to say about school right now. We have a geography project, English essay, science fair project, AND a French poster. What is the point of giving out all of these projects at once? Of course to top it all off there our high school applications due soon. I am very stressed right now, and yet so calm. I feel like I just want to go to sleep forever!